In case you were wondering, oh non-existant reader, I did get my Swiss army knife back yesterday.
The head guard told me it was exactly two-tenths of an inch too long to be in our building. It is a private building, but since there are some federal offices here, it has become a private building with federal security or some such thing.
Curiously, the guard said that he cwasn’t allowed to carry a pocketknife, either, and has resorted to keeping a tiny keychain penknife. Of course, he carries a gun…
Yeah, but everyone knows pen knife beats gun…
Hooray on the return of Mr. Pokey!
yeah, but guns aren’t sharp! no one’s going to fall down and accidently poke their eye out with a gun, duh.