From the oort clouds with love, we’re expecting a Green Comet this Valentine’s erm…season…
This will guarantee that:
1) Someday, we’ll land on Mars and find, inside an elaborate Martian mansion, the bodies of dozens of little green cultists.
2) Its an elaborate marketing campaign for environmentally-friendly kitchen and bath cleanser
3) Somebody’s getting super powers.
Me! Me! I want super powers! But if it can’t be me then I could use the cleanser…