With one of these bad boys: Evil Baphomet Goat Head Ouija Board Satanic Nemesis

Sweet!

Man, why couldn’t Parker Brothers make ’em like this? That’s just gorgeous. And the name! Good gravy, its enough to cause pause for even the most lapsed Catholic parents. I have half a mind to buy one for my godson.

So, how do Ouija boards work? Evil spirits and the ideomotor effect. Learn more here. And this handy-dandy video, staring the Amazing One: